Chicago suburbs....whoa, shit, you two are just doing all you can to piss me off, eh?? First the goddamned Eagles and now the suburbs of Chicago! Listen, I'm a "downstater"....frigging Chicago is our enemy because in Illinois it is always about goddamned Chicago. Chicago this, Chicago that, until it is right up our ass and out our ears.
If anything, I am a forced resident of a city after having long been raised in the river bottoms, so I doubt you two could even find where I would hide from your insanity.
Chicago. Jesus.
