I've decided that I'm not funny and I have a poll that shows it's true. Gene will have to rework his funny man challenege and fly Mick (the obvious winner but he kissed a lot more babies, shook more hands, and while he'd like you to believe a hobbits nose is naturally brown it's just not true) & Kravitz to Baltimore for a round of comedy, mind altering chemicals and booze. Truth is I meant every word I said and I was never trying to be funny...I also am quite offended by Dan's lame attempt to make me look like a joke by putting me on that list. He knew I was being serious and there were no jokes involved. Pat really is the one writing all those Ann Coulter books and you might as well know that Dale's pen name is Judy Blume. Yup, it's true.

You may as well know that I'm only going to post THE TRUTH and if I post anything that's supposedly humorous it'll be written by someone else. Like Judy Blume or Ann Coulter...two fine examples of American woman...even though they are really Dale and Pat.