Hi EEE! I need to inform you that Mick was abducted by us aliens a while back and replaced with an AI Mick. We got fed up of his endless fecking this and fecking that. 
we decided to replace him with a newer model that hates fascists but loves the sacredness of human life especially children of all backgrounds. We’re a bit worried that’s the replacement has gone full Tonto which is actually an alien expression for when one quadrant tries to take over smother in the galactic confederation. 
we fukd up by not programming the nicer Mick to shut the fuck it about fascists killing kids and we never programmed him to know anything about Howard Hughes or Howard Hefner or Howard Jones the nifty 80”s synth wizard 

normal service will resume soon. He wanted to pass on a message to the board 

he said you’re all a bunch of  unfeeling cunts. I told him that was very unfair

best wishes from your alien overlord