Lookie here you furry footed freak - some of us don't enjoy the squish of feces between our toes. Your recommendation is, frankly, horseshit.

Can I hook my Eclipse deck up to Mr Ed's arse? Would my subwoofer be mounted to the tailgate?

The best thing that could happen with gas prices is that they continue to climb. Let them hit $5/gal and maybe we'll get serious about changing our ways.