Diplomat Laurence Foley was gunned down in Jordan, while getting ready to drive to the US Embassy - which is US soil. But I guess that doesn't count, does it?

And that shoe-bomber thing, that wasn't an attack was it? Or was that in international airspace just on the way to Miami?

I'm so glad that we've totally vanquished Al Queda, and am so comforted in knowing that bin Laden has been brought to justice. Finally we can move on to Iraq!

And let's not forget the 3 children and valiant mom burned to death in their house. That couldn't be construed as terrorism, could it?

And the snipers... that wasn't terrorism either, was it?