Sure, you'd buy it Peter but you're a Commie. We've already established that I think. I think we figured out that you're a humanist too. Bastard! When are you gonna learn to be a good American and start wanting to kill some people and complain about keeping more of your paycheck. Isn't there more shit at Wal-Mart you need to buy? Couldn't you buy more shit and perhaps drive a Lexus if you had a little more of that cash in your pocket? Wouldn't that stimulate the economy too? I mean I know your family is fed and taken care of and all but you could always throw out the old excuse that you'd just like more of that cash because you want to help your own kids. Instead of some lazy fuckers welfare babies.

  I mean come on, don't you know there's a goddamn war on terror going on and that you should keep your friggin' Commie thoughts to yourself unless you want to be put on the list? People are trying to kill us! Don't you watch the news? It's time to support the President and his ideas and schemes and wave the fucking flag while he bombs the holy hell out large portions of the planet. Don't even start any shit about him not telling the truth, the truth doesn't matter when there's lives at stake! Our lives, American lives. You know a single American life is worth the lives of thousands of those dirty foreign bastards. That means we've got a lot of killing to do to make up for this 9/11 thing. 

   You wanna help? You wanna be a good American? Then shut your damn Commie pie hole and run over anyone that looks even romotely like Muslim on your way too work. Get out there and buy yourself a big ol' American Sport Utility Vehicle, a fucking Ford Expedition or Cadillac Escalade if you know what's good for you, with a V-8 under the hood. Be sure to tear the whole fucking exhaust system off it too, so they can hear you when your coming. Fuck pollution. Those EPA jerkoffs have no goddamn clue. Don't listen to that gas guzzler nonsense either. We're gonna rape Alaska for oil and burn down the rain forests to keep your tank full. There are whole Middle Eastern countries we've yet to bomb. You see some bastard with a towel on his head crossing the street, you gun that big ol' V-8 and run his terrorist ass down. And make sure that ol' Glory is waving from the radio antenna when you do it. Won't even put a dent in your Escalade. I'll tell you something else, you'll never need Viagra when you get a thrill like that. Are you on board yet here Peter? You lousy Commie.